Sunday, May 22, 2011

Q&A: What is your best "crazy ex" story?

Query by Damien: What is your finest "crazy ex" tale?
I am in a state of total disbelief, tonight.

Its been about six months because I informed this woman that I am gay. I informed her it was nothing personal.

Yesterday, when I had "I am a stupid heathen" published in silver Sharpie on the doorway of my 2009 Chevy Cobalt SS, I didn't say anything at all. Nailpolish remover and a little bit of wax and it was gone.

Even when my boyfriend arrived house from perform to tell me that his Malibu (2009, also) had been covered in cream donut and chocolate milk, I did not say nearly anything.


Nowadays, the two vehicles have been covered in egg salad.

Never ask me how she managed to make so significantly egg salad or how she took the hour generate from her property to get here in purchase to depart it on our autos, but she managed, by some means.

I have the protection footage. She was out there for 4 hrs, between two and six am (When a person went into the parking garage and located her) stuffing egg salad into every tiny crevice on each and every automobile.

I brought my auto to a pal to be cleaned and he really had to consider
out the tail lights in order to clean out all of the damn egg salad.

Tonight, I've informed somebody I will give them fifty bucks in the morning if they'll watch the autos all night time. I am tempted to venture downstairs at 4am in buy to verify on them. She hasn't perminantly harmed both vehicle but, but seeing as they are at present both parked appropriate in front of the protection cameras, I'm hoping she'll be smarter than to really do that.


Best solution:

Reply by Sh** Speak Express
Was dating my gf at the time. She broke up with me, i was fully heartbroken.......then out of the blue, this dude that me and my ex talked as well all the time, messaged me on myspace, he gave me a hyperlink.....to my ex's porn website. She was apparently lying, when she mentioned she did not like threesomes.....



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